50 Things and People More American Than Donald Trump

1. Chinese Food
2. The Beckhams
3. Burritos
4. Mario and Luigi
5. Salsa dancing
6. French Fries
7. Santa Clause
8. Soccer
9. Madeline the cartoon
10. Nestle
11. Nonna's Empanadas on 3rd Street in Los Angeles
12. Your Nike shoes made in China
13. Our iPhones made in China
14. Hala Guys in New York
15. Hot dogs, which originate from Germany and Austria
16. Grace Kelly's kids
17. My mom's Thanksgiving stuffing made of sticky rice
18. My IKEA coffee table
19. Ryan Gosling
20. Pizza
21. Queen Noor of Jordan
22. Anyone who has ever worked hard for their dreams
23. The Jolie-Pitt kids
24. Shakira's hips
25. All the Disney fairytales, which originate from other countries
26. Anne of Green Gables
27. Angela Merkel--yes, this year's TIME Person of the Year has done with her country what should come naturally to Americans, what is the epitome of our values and foundation of our country.  Plus, she's just badass.
28. Downton Abbey
29. The tumeric in my spice cupboard
30. The Italian leather my Ralph Lauren boots are made of
31. Father Junipero Serra
32. My Ethiopian Uber driver
33. My puppy's fart
34. The coy fish swimming in the floor of Crustaceans in Beverly Hills
35. Celine Dion
36. The saucisson in my fridge
37. Every ABBA song
38. Michael Jackson's pet monkey
39. Swedish Fish
40. Budweiser
41. Audrey Hepburn
42. American Eagle jeans made in Mexico
43. Sofia Vergara's highlights
44. Your Superbowl Sunday nachos
45. Nintendo
46. Sushi
    
47. Dumbledore's beard
48. The Russian matryoshka doll my grandma bought me in Solvang
49. My country music loving grandfather originally from China
50. EVERYTHING.